We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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