It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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