dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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