i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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