I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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