I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I would ride that face into the sunset
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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