Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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