Nicole vs. Life
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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