i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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