i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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