Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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