do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
