Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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