seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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