Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
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