i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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