he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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