I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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