That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
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