Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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