My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
When are your genitals available?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
