Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Randomize
