do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
im holly from the hills drunk
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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