also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
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