I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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