She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
