Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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