I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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