I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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