thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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