4 words: hood of his car
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
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