i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
