it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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