me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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