ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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