Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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