Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
