Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
splinters make it hard to masturbate
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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