don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Just pee around me
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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