i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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