we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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