Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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