Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
