I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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