I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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