Where are you?
In a non slutty way
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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