What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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