watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
