I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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