One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I think my moral compass just broke
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
Randomize
