I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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