I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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