how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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