how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
